17th August

One of the most bizarre murder stories of all time came to light today in 1980 when baby Azaria Chamberlain went missing from a camp site at Ayers Rock in Australia. Azaria's mother, Lindy, claimed that a dingo took the sleeping child from their tent. The body was never found.
There were three problems with this case -
a) The Chamberlains belonged to a religious sect and that made them suspect in the eyes of many people.
b) Ayers Rock was an ancient Aboriginal site linked with child sacrifice and finally
c) the Green Lobby said that dingoes were harmless, God's creations etc etc and would not take a child.

After umpteen trials, hearings and years of anguish to the Chamberlain family, the case has finally been closed. My message to the greens out there?

The dingo did it. They are vicious wild animals and have attacked humans both before and after Azaria Chamberlain.

In other news ...

Rudolf Hess, Hitler's deputy, died today in 1987. He had been the only prisoner in Spandau Gaol, Berlin for years, having been sentenced to life for Nazi war crimes at Nuremberg. He was alleged to have strangled himself with electrical flex hooked onto a window frame. the only problem with that is that he was physically incapable of doing it, having had a stroke previously. All the evidence points to murder but because of the man's reputation, no serious investigation ever took place.

10th May

The worst blitz of World War Two on London hit tonight in 1941. Like all such disasters, figures are unreliable, but there were at least 1400 deaths and 100,000 incendiary fires all over the capital. The Houses of Parliament were hit, so was St Paul's, the British Museum, Westminster Abbey and every major railway station. The Ministry of Information announced the next day that 28 German bombers were shot down. In fact the figure was a mere eight and one of those crash landed, out of fuel, somewhere in Scotland and had nothing to do with the Blitz at all.
Or did it? The Messerschmidt in question was flown by Rudolf Hess, Hitler's deputy and if you think that's a coincidence you've been reading too much British and Nazi propaganda.

In other news ...
One of the greatest generals in the American army died today in 1863 of pneumonia and complications brought on by wounds he received soon after his brilliant victory at Chancellorsville. He was Thomas Jackson, known to all and sundry as 'Stonewall' because of his stubborn steadiness under fire. Ironically he was shot by one of his own pickets, a terrified teenager who lost his nerve and fired too soon in the darkness while on guard duty at the Confederate camp.

Personally, I wouldn't trust a teenager to point a rifle at me or anyone else for fear they would forget what they were doing and just pull the trigger to hear the bang and see the pretty bullet. It would have been better all round and certainly for Stonewall Jackson if the under twenties had been confined to pea shooters. The Sixth Form at Leighford High are certainly not allowed weaponry of any kind until they have completed at least five terms and then only if they can shoot the 'i' out of the school noticeboard at fifty paces.